Firstly, is the review on my hair. Few words to describe it,
"IT'S FREAKING SHORT, GODAMNIT"
Anyways, what's cut is cut. Just have to wait til it grows back.
Pros: It's Spike-able, and I look younger.
Cons: Having a longer time to get ready, Can't show off my hair most of the time as I need to wear a cap during work, and I look fatter.
The experience: The dude was F***ing slow. Even when my hair was silky smooth, it took him also 50 minutes just to get it done the way it is now. The best part is I didn't even ask him to rinse my hair for me.
I guess you guys can't to see how I look now, and laugh it off. But let's just save it until you see it.
Time FOR MOVIE REVIEWS!!! Yeah, I've actually caught 4 movies in the pass 11 days, and would like to write some reviews on them.
First on the list is: You Don't Mess With The Zohan
Starring: Adam Sandler, Emmanuelle Chriqui, John Turturro, Nick Swardson, Lainie Kazan, and Rob Schneider
Running Time: 113 minute
Location and Peeps: TGV Sunway Pyramid, with Zhaf and FaizShort Summary:
This very dirty movie revolves around the life of Zohan, an *Israeli Super Soldier, big time M.I.L.F. lover, super diehard fan of Mariah Carey, and sick of all the fighting going on between the Israel and Palestine. Zohan wanted to settle down and start over as a hair stylist in the US. But his dreams was often laughed at, by mostly his parents and his loyal fan.
Finally, gutted up, he decide to fake his own death in a battle with a Palestinian terrorist leader, named "Phantom", and fled to the US, to achieve his dream of being a hair stylist. Using the name Scrappy Coco, as his half "Haustralian" and half Mount Everest name. The show potrays how he worked his way up to his dreams in opening his own hair saloon.
*Israeli Super Soldier - He can do almost anything and everything. Flying kicks which breaks brick walls, Catching bullets with his nostrils, Dismantling guns in a matter of seconds, letting out super-sonic-wave-toned sounds, and lastly leaving a piranha biting his *Master Wang* and saying "I feel no pain".
Verdict:
The storyline is actually very original. So were the jokes and puns, for example,
The scene where a fan, asked Mariah Carey to sign an autograph, wishing her to write
"All I want for Ramadhan is You"
Never go to Malaysian theaters to watch this movie. As many of the "Hilarious" scenes were cut. Also as an advice, never bring someone who is too innocent to watch the movie with you as they might not be able to catch some of the jokes. Which ends up wasting money. Like the kid who sat behind me, he didn't understand many parts of the film and ended up bugging his guardian (Loud mouth SANAWABICH)."All I want for Ramadhan is You"
Though this show is not for minors and Innocent ones. I give it a 4.5 out of 5.
Movie number two is DEATH RACE - "Perlumbaan Maut"
Starring: Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Tyrese Gibson, Ian McShane, and Natalie Martinez
Running Time: 105 minutes
Location And Peeps: TGV Sunway Pyramid, with Wayne, Faiz, Reagan and Sean
Short Summary:
Death Race takes place in the near future when the economical status of the whole world hit rock bottom. This eventually lead to unemployment and bankrupcy of many company, and indirectly raising the crime rate to it's maximum potential. The story is about an ex-racer named Jensen Ames, going through hardships finding money to food on his own family's table , due to the economical status. He was then framed for killing his wife and sent to Terminal Island, the world's biggest prison and the land of the "Death Race".
Death Race is the current world's best entertainment, created by the warden Hennessey. It's a game where prison inmates fight and kill each other, while racing to win their freedom. The rules are each game consist 3 rounds and win 5 games, you walk a free man, or so it seems.
Hennessey got Jensen Ames to replace the previous Frankenstein, a 4-time winner of the Death Race. The movie revolves around the final round of the new "Frankenstein", how Jensen Ames obtained his freedom and the end of the Death Race.
Verdicts:
This is a re-visioned movie of the year 1975, Death Race 2000, Which lead the concept to be not really that original. But the cars, effects, props and acting were at top notch. But the storyline was a bit predictable. So the ratings are 4 out of 5.
New Headlines: You Don't F*** With The Dreadnaught
Our most favorite character, 14K "What's My Name? Ngor Hai 14K!!! HKC!!!"
Starring: WALL E, EVE, and some other robots and humans
Running Time: 97 minutes
Location and Partner: GSC The Summit, with Chia Xiwern
Short Summary:
In a distance future, when mankind has finally leave earth, with their "Canggih-fied" technology, leaving the WALL-Es (Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Earth Class) to clean up the whole earth. The story main take place around 700 years after Axiom, the space ship that took human to space for their vacation until they come back to Earth, took off. Revolving the main character, the last working WALL-E, still doing the same thing for over 700 years.
So to keep it really short, it's about a robot who grew emotions after being so lonely for so long, giving them hope and bringing them back to Earth.
Interaction of the Stubborn and the Innocent
The Robots are getting Personal Again
WALL-E Making a New Discovery: The Bra
Who Says robots can't Fall In Love?
"Ain't They Cute?"
The Undying COCKROACH
Verdict:
Hmm.... At a first hand glance, it is an interesting CG animated movie. Funny, Original and stunningly Cute. But the down side, is that it really gets annoying to watch it as there are bound to be many kids watching this in the theatre with you, making noise, and another annoying point is that movie of the script in this movie are
Running Time: 105 minutes
Location And Peeps: TGV Sunway Pyramid, with Wayne, Faiz, Reagan and Sean
Short Summary:
Death Race takes place in the near future when the economical status of the whole world hit rock bottom. This eventually lead to unemployment and bankrupcy of many company, and indirectly raising the crime rate to it's maximum potential. The story is about an ex-racer named Jensen Ames, going through hardships finding money to food on his own family's table , due to the economical status. He was then framed for killing his wife and sent to Terminal Island, the world's biggest prison and the land of the "Death Race".
Death Race is the current world's best entertainment, created by the warden Hennessey. It's a game where prison inmates fight and kill each other, while racing to win their freedom. The rules are each game consist 3 rounds and win 5 games, you walk a free man, or so it seems.
Hennessey got Jensen Ames to replace the previous Frankenstein, a 4-time winner of the Death Race. The movie revolves around the final round of the new "Frankenstein", how Jensen Ames obtained his freedom and the end of the Death Race.
Verdicts:
This is a re-visioned movie of the year 1975, Death Race 2000, Which lead the concept to be not really that original. But the cars, effects, props and acting were at top notch. But the storyline was a bit predictable. So the ratings are 4 out of 5.
Jensen "Frankenstein" Ames' Monster, The 2006 Ford Mustang GT
New Headlines: You Don't F*** With The Dreadnaught
Our most favorite character, 14K "What's My Name? Ngor Hai 14K!!! HKC!!!"
Third Movie is Wall E - "Dinding E?"
Starring: WALL E, EVE, and some other robots and humans
Running Time: 97 minutes
Location and Partner: GSC The Summit, with Chia Xiwern
Short Summary:
In a distance future, when mankind has finally leave earth, with their "Canggih-fied" technology, leaving the WALL-Es (Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Earth Class) to clean up the whole earth. The story main take place around 700 years after Axiom, the space ship that took human to space for their vacation until they come back to Earth, took off. Revolving the main character, the last working WALL-E, still doing the same thing for over 700 years.
So to keep it really short, it's about a robot who grew emotions after being so lonely for so long, giving them hope and bringing them back to Earth.
Interaction of the Stubborn and the Innocent
The Robots are getting Personal Again
WALL-E Making a New Discovery: The Bra
Who Says robots can't Fall In Love?
"Ain't They Cute?"
The Undying COCKROACH
EVE, The Lean, Mean Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator
"I'll Kill You"
"I'll Kill You"
Verdict:
Hmm.... At a first hand glance, it is an interesting CG animated movie. Funny, Original and stunningly Cute. But the down side, is that it really gets annoying to watch it as there are bound to be many kids watching this in the theatre with you, making noise, and another annoying point is that movie of the script in this movie are
"Wally, Wally.... Wally?"
"E... va, E... va.... E~~va?"
"E... va, E... va.... E~~va?"
You get my point.... Anyways LG give this movie a 4 out of 5.
Last Movie: Duit Tak Cukup 2 AKA Money Not Enough 2
Starring: Jack Neo, Mark Lee, Henry Thia, Lai Ming and Many more Singaporean Actors
Running Time: 125 minutes
Location and Partner: TGV Sunway Pyramid, with Chia Xiwern
Short Summary:
This movie is now about 3 middle income brothers going through a struggle of getting rich in the current "Kiasu" and "Kiasi" Singapore.
Verdict:
After a Decade, since the first release of the Money Not Enough Series, Jack Neo still haven't lost his touch in producing a great movie while conveying an important message at the same time. Though it has some lame scenes in the movie, it really pays up with a few candid moments and a very touching end. I would recommend you guys to pick up this movie's DVD (pirated-la) and share them with your friends, but make sure you get the ones with good subtitles. LG rates this 4 out of 5.
Hope you guys enjoy reading, Peace Out
Sorry Again If My ENGLAND BERY BERY FAR AWAY!!!!!
Running Time: 125 minutes
Location and Partner: TGV Sunway Pyramid, with Chia Xiwern
Short Summary:
This movie is now about 3 middle income brothers going through a struggle of getting rich in the current "Kiasu" and "Kiasi" Singapore.
Verdict:
After a Decade, since the first release of the Money Not Enough Series, Jack Neo still haven't lost his touch in producing a great movie while conveying an important message at the same time. Though it has some lame scenes in the movie, it really pays up with a few candid moments and a very touching end. I would recommend you guys to pick up this movie's DVD (pirated-la) and share them with your friends, but make sure you get the ones with good subtitles. LG rates this 4 out of 5.
Hope you guys enjoy reading, Peace Out
Sorry Again If My ENGLAND BERY BERY FAR AWAY!!!!!
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