Poem

"Roses are dead,

Violets are few,
The Auntie next door,
Plants them for you."

Well I definitely like it.

So Far into Fabul-ary...

Hmm...
Valentine's Day and the first few days of Chinese New Year, have came and gone.
Time to buck up, and work harder to achieve more.

As for "What's New", I've been gaining weight for the past few days

"Lots of Eating + No Exercise = Easy Weight Gaining Session"

Shall re-Motivate myself on losing some fats again.
But before that, some of the goodies that went down to my belly for the past few days,

"Unveiling the Prosperity"

"Reunite Your Tastebud"???

"Revealing the Burger" <<<

>>> "The hidden burger"

"The Curly-ness" <<<

*"Oi, don't steal my fries, Din!!!!"

My Prat-zel?

>>> It looks pretty Normal from this angle.

"HOLY-@#$%, what's that hole doing there?!?!" <<<
Indian plus European.
That's what you get, "Prata + Pretzel = Prat-zel"

Delight from J.Co

>>> "Leaning Yogurt of J.Co"

"Yup, it's been struck by Honey Stars" <<<

Well, that's all the pictures that I have on food, too bad there wasn't any from the Reunion Dinner and Post CNY Dinner...
On to the next agenda, the new stuff. 1 Tee, 1 Polo and 1 Upcoming Jeans.

Tee - Bossini
Polo - Giordano
*"Thanks Din, for the Polo" =D

Jeans - Bossini
*Coming in tomorrow. Look at the receipt in the mean time. =P

That's all folks, hope you enjoyed my poor camera post =P

A Whole New Proverb

Instead of "Curiosity Kills The Cat"
Now we have,

"Curiosity Gots the Lizard Stuck in The Bottle"
Anyways, my uncle got rid of it later.

Miss Independent

I'll get to that topic as soon as I finished up with the formality.
Firstly, I would like to present to everyone my this week's schedule. So you know when to, and when not to expect a reply.

Tuesday - Off
Wednesday - 9am to 5pm
Thursday - 9am to 5pm
Friday - 5pm to closing
Saturday - 5pm to closing
Sunday - 12pm to 10pm
Monday - 9am to 5pm

And, "HELL YEAH" to Wednesday and Thursday, it's double pay day, which means,

"1 Hour Work = RM10 paid"

Anyways, I was "Overtime-d" today, 9 hours straight, without break, AKA RM 90, just like that. But tomorrow confirm getting "Overtime-d" again. Due to shortage of Bartenders.

"Good for Wallet,
Bad cause of Tiredness."

Secondly, A Shout out to Shannon Yew.

Yes, You!!! Happy Birthday SHANNON!!!!

Someone's getting OLD!!!! and it's definitely not you, Atika, or the cat.

Hopefully, you liked the prezzie

And Thirdly, "Miss Independent",
I'm talking about Ne-Yo's "Miss Independent". Suddenly, I'm addicted to this song.
I must say it has to be Atika's fault, for placing this song on the "My Top 5".

"Atika!!! It's YOUR FAULT!!!!"

But of course, I would definitely Thank You more, for introducing this song to me. Eventhough, it was indirectly.
The beat, as well as the lyrics are very cool, kinda "Beat-y" mixed with slow lyrics. It's quite catchy also, especially these lines (don't mind me skipping here and there),

"Cause she walk like a boss
Talk like a boss
Manicure nails just set the pedicure off
***
And she move like a boss
Do what a boss
Do, she got me thinking about getting involved
***********
Cause she work like a boss
Play like a boss
Car and the crib she 'bout to pay 'em both off
***
She made for a boss
Only a boss
Anything less she telling them to get lost
***********
Her favorite thing to say, don't worry I got it
And everything she got best believe she bought it
She gon' steal my heart ain't no doubt about it, girl "
"This song is for you, ATYH"

Well, I guess that's about it I guess, for now that is.
That's all folks. PEACE Out~~~

Oh yeah,
Another Shout Out to my Muslim Buddies

"Selamat Hari Raya!!!!!
Maaf Zahir And Batin".
Not to Forget, *Grins*
"DUIT RAYER I, KAT MANER!?!?!?!?!"

And to my buddy, Justin Hee. Good Luck will be coming your way!!!!

"Don't believe in it, Believe in the "I" that Believed in it."

If that even make sense.... Kinda got it from "Tengen Topann Gurren Lagann".
Now, for real, PEACE Out~~~

Plans Never Really Goes According To Plans

Weird, but you'll see as I go on.
Here's a little introduction,
It was a rather nice Friday, like any other Fridays which you just want to rest at home. Somehow, me being a smart ass, actually invited some people for dinner and for a hang out.

Actual Plan,
Me, Faiz and Zhaf, head over to MichealAngelo's Italian Kitchen to break fast, well not me. And just hang out at Pyramid, till the sense of going home kicks in.

What Actually Happened (Summarized),
Ryan came over, Zhaf flew a plane*, and no MichealAngelo's Italian Kitchen.
Instead we had Canadian Pizza. At least, with this approach there was more sense of adventure, in a rather small SS15.
But Wait,
What happened, didn't really ended there. At a very early, 1 some thing AM, we headed to Ampang to visit Atika and Nadya. I know, it was some crazy spontaneous shit.
With So much to talk about, the next thing I knew the sun was already rising.
And the trip really ended around 7:38 AM, with me arriving home with Panda Eyes, hitting the sack.

"Fillers!!! Fillers!!!"

This were actually episodes, we drafted in between "What Really Happened"
- Indecisiveness of going to Pyramid for MichealAngelo, or SS15's Canadian Pizza.
- Going to Faiz's Cat's Den. Watched some new episodes of new season's Dramas
- Headed to Hassan, for drafting new plans on "what to do next".
- Rack, I guess that's how you spell it, to waste time, as I stoned and waited for people's reply.
- Supper-ed at Canai Cafe, and made last minute plan to "Visit Atika and Nadya 2008", before Raya.

Which Dulled my today as an After Effect. But it was fun.
Of course, Thank you Atika and Nadya for the hospitaliy and your time. And a very important thank you note to Ryan as well for making Friday happen.

Anyways, just wanted to wish my Head Bartender, Awie, a very safe trip back to Malacca for the next 10 days, and "see you" when I see you. *Grins* Though I know he won't be reading this.

Eventhough, I've just re-learnt this lesson. I will still and shall continue to plan ahead!!!

"Here goes another shot, ATYH!!!"

Anyways, I guess that would be it for this post. DO Listen To MONKEY MAJIK or at least an old song call "These Walls", well it's not really that old though.
PEACE Out, Homies~~~

* Flew a Plane - See FFK, Fong Fei Kay. *GRINS*

Fillers

Filling up the up the time of confusion and conflict.
Again Motivational Pictures, Let's try to have some laugh,
Before we get to that, Faiz, what did I said I want to blog about yesterday again?
Anyways, the show will go on, *Press Play* *Grins*
Last second tip, If you can't see the picture so clear, enlarge it XP

I guess some people really are genius?

You know who you are, *HINT* *HINT*

Now we see, where Hairy Potter's going

Awesome-ness with a twist of cuteness

When you have too much time...

I guess, this is what going on behind the scenes

If only we get marks, doing that in exams.

You might want to enlarge this picture,
"Faiz, That You?"

Hope you get the joke *Grins*
Ask me if you don't?

Kinda why there are more perverts in Japan

Sending this to "The Star" might get us RM50?

Wayne, It's your favorite and It's advertised. Beware~~

Just Laugh :D

Sound wrong, but this is FAIZ's favorite.

Ladies this is the reason why you should never bring "Him" home.

Guess that's all folks.
I need my dose of friends and buddies now.
Anyways, let me sign out first.
PEACE Out~~~ Hopefully new posts will come soon.

Bottling it Up

Here's a bag of laughs and sigh and maybe "SWT" (maybe a few WTFs too) for you guys, girls and lastly myself.
Of course with some MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS.
PS: if some are unclear, and you guys are dying to see it, PM me and I'll send it over to you.

Here goes,



This is when EDUCATION really plays a big role.



This one goes out to my very good friend FAIZ!!!!



Indeed an important assets, but please don't let it go over.



So true, but have you?

Damn it, the uploading process is taking like forever to upload them pictures.
I'll try to post them as soon as possible. So stay tune~~~

Last Minute Outing: "THE SU FEN"

As the clock struck 11:18pm. A call came vibrating from Sean, calling for a short last minute outing.
But Hey it was fun, though it was so freaking short.
Met up at McD's Drive Thru for gags and Fries

*WOO HOO!!! Free Fries*

The few subjects of topics were,

1. Peter Davidson (who is Peter?)
2. College, Student Council and Annual Dinner And Dance
3. Whose Training Were Better
4. After Training Life

Then suddenly I didn't know what happen everyone wanted to see Su Fen's "Mystical Love Fortune Reading", using poker cards. Next thing we knew, we headed to 7-E to get a deck of cards and headed back to my place, for the readings.

Few things you need to know about "THE SU FEN"
1. Her readings were close to the truth. (Try it out for yourself next time)
2. She kicked our ASSes at Big 2

Then here comes another funny part. ME, being a nice host, I fed my guests with good stuff. Here is the scenario, Sean was given some Black Label (as in 1/5 of an ounce) with some Lipton Clear Green Tea on the rocks. You can do the maths right? Here is the equation

Sean + Alcohol = Drunk + Pink Lobster
"Serious shit, he was HIGH."

Too Bad no pictures were taken yesterday. Though it was short, I'll say it again, IT WAS FUN!!!!
The cast were, Faiz as the Victim, Sean as the PINK LOBSTER, Nana as the Ali, Su Fen as THE SU FEN, and lastly me as the Host.
Thanks guys for coming over. Let's do it again!!!
LG signing out, PEACE OUT~

Read This When You Have The Time

Time for reviews.
Firstly, is the review on my hair. Few words to describe it,

"IT'S FREAKING SHORT, GODAMNIT"

Anyways, what's cut is cut. Just have to wait til it grows back.

Pros: It's Spike-able, and I look younger.
Cons: Having a longer time to get ready, Can't show off my hair most of the time as I need to wear a cap during work, and I look fatter.
The experience: The dude was F***ing slow. Even when my hair was silky smooth, it took him also 50 minutes just to get it done the way it is now. The best part is I didn't even ask him to rinse my hair for me.

I guess you guys can't to see how I look now, and laugh it off. But let's just save it until you see it.

Time FOR MOVIE REVIEWS!!! Yeah, I've actually caught 4 movies in the pass 11 days, and would like to write some reviews on them.

First on the list is: You Don't Mess With The Zohan

Starring: Adam Sandler, Emmanuelle Chriqui, John Turturro, Nick Swardson, Lainie Kazan, and Rob Schneider

Running Time: 113 minute

Location and Peeps: TGV Sunway Pyramid, with Zhaf and Faiz
Short Summary:
This very dirty movie revolves around the life of Zohan, an *Israeli Super Soldier, big time M.I.L.F. lover, super diehard fan of Mariah Carey, and sick of all the fighting going on between the Israel and Palestine. Zohan wanted to settle down and start over as a hair stylist in the US. But his dreams was often laughed at, by mostly his parents and his loyal fan.
Finally, gutted up, he decide to fake his own death in a battle with a Palestinian terrorist leader, named "Phantom", and fled to the US, to achieve his dream of being a hair stylist. Using the name Scrappy Coco, as his half "Haustralian" and half Mount Everest name. The show potrays how he worked his way up to his dreams in opening his own hair saloon.

*Israeli Super Soldier - He can do almost anything and everything. Flying kicks which breaks brick walls, Catching bullets with his nostrils, Dismantling guns in a matter of seconds, letting out super-sonic-wave-toned sounds, and lastly leaving a piranha biting his *Master Wang* and saying "I feel no pain".

Verdict:
The storyline is actually very original. So were the jokes and puns, for example,

The scene where a fan, asked Mariah Carey to sign an autograph, wishing her to write
"All I want for Ramadhan is You"

Though this show is not for minors and Innocent ones. I give it a 4.5 out of 5.

Never go to Malaysian theaters to watch this movie. As many of the "Hilarious" scenes were cut. Also as an advice, never bring someone who is too innocent to watch the movie with you as they might not be able to catch some of the jokes. Which ends up wasting money. Like the kid who sat behind me, he didn't understand many parts of the film and ended up bugging his guardian (Loud mouth SANAWABICH).

Movie number two is DEATH RACE - "Perlumbaan Maut"

Starring: Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Tyrese Gibson, Ian McShane, and Natalie Martinez
Running Time: 105 minutes
Location And Peeps: TGV Sunway Pyramid, with Wayne, Faiz, Reagan and Sean
Short Summary:
Death Race takes place in the near future when the economical status of the whole world hit rock bottom. This eventually lead to unemployment and bankrupcy of many company, and indirectly raising the crime rate to it's maximum potential. The story is about an ex-racer named Jensen Ames, going through hardships finding money to food on his own family's table , due to the economical status. He was then framed for killing his wife and sent to Terminal Island, the world's biggest prison and the land of the "Death Race".
Death Race is the current world's best entertainment, created by the warden Hennessey. It's a game where prison inmates fight and kill each other, while racing to win their freedom. The rules are each game consist 3 rounds and win 5 games, you walk a free man, or so it seems.
Hennessey got Jensen Ames to replace the previous Frankenstein, a 4-time winner of the Death Race. The movie revolves around the final round of the new "Frankenstein", how Jensen Ames obtained his freedom and the end of the Death Race.

Verdicts:
This is a re-visioned movie of the year 1975, Death Race 2000, Which lead the concept to be not really that original. But the cars, effects, props and acting were at top notch. But the storyline was a bit predictable. So the ratings are 4 out of 5.

Jensen "Frankenstein" Ames' Monster, The 2006 Ford Mustang GT

New Headlines: You Don't F*** With The Dreadnaught

Our most favorite character, 14K "What's My Name? Ngor Hai 14K!!! HKC!!!"

Third Movie is Wall E - "Dinding E?"

Starring: WALL E, EVE, and some other robots and humans
Running Time: 97 minutes
Location and Partner: GSC The Summit, with Chia Xiwern
Short Summary:
In a distance future, when mankind has finally leave earth, with their "Canggih-fied" technology, leaving the WALL-Es (Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Earth Class) to clean up the whole earth. The story main take place around 700 years after Axiom, the space ship that took human to space for their vacation until they come back to Earth, took off. Revolving the main character, the last working WALL-E, still doing the same thing for over 700 years.
So to keep it really short, it's about a robot who grew emotions after being so lonely for so long, giving them hope and bringing them back to Earth.

Interaction of the Stubborn and the Innocent

The Robots are getting Personal Again

WALL-E Making a New Discovery: The Bra

Who Says robots can't Fall In Love?
"Ain't They Cute?"

The Undying COCKROACH

EVE, The Lean, Mean Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator
"I'll Kill You"

Verdict:
Hmm.... At a first hand glance, it is an interesting CG animated movie. Funny, Original and stunningly Cute. But the down side, is that it really gets annoying to watch it as there are bound to be many kids watching this in the theatre with you, making noise, and another annoying point is that movie of the script in this movie are

"Wally, Wally.... Wally?"
"E... va, E... va.... E~~va?"

You get my point.... Anyways LG give this movie a 4 out of 5.

Last Movie: Duit Tak Cukup 2 AKA Money Not Enough 2

Starring: Jack Neo, Mark Lee, Henry Thia, Lai Ming and Many more Singaporean Actors
Running Time: 125 minutes
Location and Partner: TGV Sunway Pyramid, with Chia Xiwern
Short Summary:
This movie is now about 3 middle income brothers going through a struggle of getting rich in the current "Kiasu" and "Kiasi" Singapore.

Verdict:
After a Decade, since the first release of the Money Not Enough Series, Jack Neo still haven't lost his touch in producing a great movie while conveying an important message at the same time. Though it has some lame scenes in the movie, it really pays up with a few candid moments and a very touching end. I would recommend you guys to pick up this movie's DVD (pirated-la) and share them with your friends, but make sure you get the ones with good subtitles. LG rates this 4 out of 5.

Hope you guys enjoy reading, Peace Out
Sorry Again If My ENGLAND BERY BERY FAR AWAY!!!!!

Something To Do

Instructions: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
- Perhaps 27 or 28? but certainly an age where I'm ready both mentally and financially

2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
- Hang out and most importantly, STONING

3. If you have a close close close friend since childhood who loves to take away whatever you like, including guys/girls, and he/she always wins, will you still consider him/her your friend?
- Then he wouldn't be a close friend would he?

4. What would you give up in return to eat all you want in the world and not get fat ?
- The thing I would give up is the ability to grow fat :D

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
- Happiness and Joy to everyone

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
- No way. It's all money's fault.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
- Things that matters to me

8. What do you feel like doing, right now?
- Blogging, stoning, and many many more

9. If there's someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
- Definitely, or not what? Wait for the sky to fall?

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
- Great friend, Great Driver (not the Ahmad type of driver-la) and Fun

11 & 12. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half? What is the thing that will make you think your other half is bad?
- The ability to make me fall in love with her
- Collection of negative elements???

13. What is your ambition?
- Live long, happy and erm.... what the last one.... I'll get back to you.

14. Is anyone really perfect?
- In their dreams?

15. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick ?
- Happy!!!! No point being rich but not happy. It's fine to live happy but not rich.

16. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
- My inability to do many things?

17. Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
- Friends with a strong shoulder but a small mouth

18. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
- As myself? Come find me 10 years later la. Remember, 9th September 2018, okay?

19. What is the one thing you love about yourself?
- My belly? Just kidding. I would say my luck.

20. To you, what is the 8th deadliest sin? Why?
* Wayne's personal question - Beer, Liquor or Wine?
- EMO!!!!! It's contagious and it spreads like wild fire~~~ Through people, the media and etc etc

Tagged Victims
- FAIZ!!!!
- Atika
- Sean
- Shae
- Philly
- Angeline
- Joanne
- Who so ever that is hardworking enough to do

Thanks for reading, hoped you enjoyed you reading. And good game to those who have been tagged.

9th September 2008: Sunny Tuesday

What a freaking sunny day today....
Anyways, this post is to the sucker named Faiz, who is always bugging me for an update in the blog.

Nah, In your face BIATCH!!!

Firstly today I wanna say goodbye to my ROCKSTAR cum Hair-Model silky smooth hair, as I'm gonna cut it later. Hopefully it would look good. I'll post a picture on how I look after I cut it later, kay peeps? And there goes Project: Ponytail.

What's Project: Ponytail?
It's basically my short term plan on wanting to keep a short ponytail, a real short one. Due to encouragement from the head bartender in Friday's, T.O.P. of BIG BANG and the other bartenders in Chaswood Resources.

Secondly, just want to tell the world that, I'm now working part time for T.G.I. Friday's in Sunway Pyramid as a Bartender. Since that my training is over, with one whole month of holiday, and I need some cash to flow in. This weeks schedule,

Tuesday - Off (Obviously)
Wednesday - 9am to 5pm
Thursday - 9am to 5pm
Friday - Off
Saturday - 5pm to Closing
Sunday - 5pm to Closing
Monday - Off

That's all for now, I'll update for you guys and girls later in the evening. So peace out til then. Love Y'All